Bruce writes: "A full week on the new Carnival Triumph in the Carribean seemed like a great escape from the Ohio winter. Sunshine, lots of good food, great service, and... fizzy yellow beer? No way! Luckily, my sis Barb and I had the Arrogance and foresight to bring along our favorite Bastard. From the time we popped the first one open, all the other passengers were travelling a distant second class."